This morning going up the escalator I saw something I don’t usually see. The man in front of me placed his briefcase 2 or 3 steps in front of himself and then proceeded to bend down, stick his ass literally in my face and tie not one, but both his shoes. I had […]

Merging - every driver’s worst nightmare. Do I let the school bus full of children go in front of me and get points from God above or do I be a spiteful harried commuter and cut the little rug rats off?
Screw ‘em…
Sorry kiddies - you’re gonna be late to home room. And […]

This posting is prompted by the guy that was hacking up a lung on NJ Transit Long Branch express last night. Of course he wasn’t covering his mouth and had no tissues, so the noises he was making were very enjoyable. I thought at one point he was going to implode. But anyway, enough ranting […]

I was on the train this morning and an indian man sat next to me. He was on the phone talking in indian at the top of his lungs. After the 2nd time he moved his elbow and hit me I moved. You are annoying.

Something which irritates me is two “retarded” boys who have been on the bus many times I’ve been on it. They are boistrous, and doesn’t matter if ur trying to have an intelligent conversation with the person next to you, for either of you to hear the other, it has to be shouted — […]

Hello NYC residents:
Please find another way to get back home than Septa’ R7 line.
We don’t appreciate your rudeness and sh*t-talking into your cell phone about how “filthy” Philly is or how you can’t wait to get back to Queens. Also, keep your trash up in the 5 boroughs and not all over the seats. And […]

The man next to me this morning smelled like old person funk. And he wasn’t even old like old old! He woke me up out of a sound snooze this morning. I feel like a breeze on my face, of funk from him swishing his trenchcoat off. I was like *sniff […]

This morning I took a later train than usual. I posted on the reason why already in a previous post. Anyway, my train didn’t leave until 9:15 this morning which means less regular commuters and more amateurs. Of course a group of 6 women, who flip the 3-seater over so they can all […]

I’m trying to figure something out; perhaps someone else here knows what I’m talking about or the reason for this. I was running late this morning and I was about 200 feet from the train when the doors close up. My train is the first stop so it sits there until it’s time to […]

You were sitting next to me in a 2-seater this morning. After Newark, you moved to the empty 2-seater in front of me. I can only hope that was just to be by yourself. Did I offend you? Please tell me. I hope you don’t think I’m a bad commuter. […]