I take the bus from exit 109 on the GSP. I drive there from my home some 12 miles away. I park in the free overflow lot on the southbound side.
There is a person that drives a GIANT and VERY EXPENSIVE SUV and parks in the same lot.
It looks […]

This is a topic I can talk about for hours. I commute at the tail end of the morning & evening rush so quite often I witness the typical tourist group that unknowingly ends up on a rush hour train. The first point of confusion is ticket collection and fares. Of […]

I understand that when it comes to Mother Nature, she ultimately calls all the shots. However, with the immense delays caused by the weather yesterday, Academy Bus Co. could have handled the mass of commuters more efficiently. There were long, snaking lines of people wrapped in all kinds of strange configurations. When […]

I rushed to get on the 6:32 NEC train located on Track 10. Moving swiftly from the subway I made it to the platform and jumped into the first open door knowing it was past that time and there must have been delays. I normally sit towards the front of the car so […]

Dear Friend,
You are everywhere at all times. My latest run-in with you was this morning on the uptown 4 train at Union Square.
The train was unusually crowded. The train lurched to a stop.
The doors opened. Roughly 8000 people attempted to disembark at once. Naturally, you could not be […]

You were on the downtown 1/9 this morning. Ok seriously, whoever told you that getting a Superman tattoo on your arm would make you cool was really not being honest with you. Jon Bon Jovi is the only person I’ve ever seen pull this off successfully. He could probably have a tattoo […]

I’ve been riding the NEC train for almost 7 years. I took a slight break when I lived closer to NYC. One summer, I also had a NJ beach house so every Friday I took the NJCL down to the shore. I remember thinking to myself that there were very attractive women […]

You were on the NE corridor train this morning. You were with your daughter and you two didn’t shut up. I figured I’d listen in on your conversation so I could get some good content for this, but then you made a phone call. You made it that much easier. You […]

You, yes you in the Jeep Grand Cherokee, Medium Gray, (model year either 2004 or 2003). You were in the middle lane of Route 287 South around exit 8 at 7:15 this morning. I, tooling along in my convertible, enjoying my morning coffee, was attacked by what appeared to be a series of […]

Hey you! YES, YOU!! You the annoying person on the bus… I have a few tips for you. PAY ATTENTION.
1. A mobile phone is NOT a fashion accessory. It belongs in either your pocket or your bag. NOT IN A CLIP ON YOUR BELT. If you MUST […]