To the spelunker sitting diagonal from me, yes you in the blue shirt and gray pants on the NE Corridor train leaving Penn Station at 6:32. You surprised me. Well dressed in a suit you had your jacket placed in the overhead rack. You had IPod earphones and seemed to be just […]

I caught the 11:30 Bus out of Port Authority on Tuesday 8/24/2004. The bus left went trough the turnpike southbound toll both and stopped. Right two lanes were closed so all the traffic went tried to go left. The lanes were closed after the rest stop so the genius motorists saw the […]

I saw a guy in morning rush hour plow through a family of geese that were crossing the road. Everyone else stopped and waited except this asshole and we all watched in disbelief. That was 15 years ago and I will never get that image out of my mind.

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This is strictly because you have the best odds at sitting next to someone that smells good. Sure sometimes you might screw yourself and want to gag from the perfume that smells like raw sewage, but for the most part you are safe.

I’m not sure who you were, but holy shit did you funk up the air in my train car. I hope the person next to me didn’t think it was me. I was thinking when I put my shirt over my nose they didn’t suspect me anymore since we all do love our […]

I would like to ask the man on the NE Corridor train this evening around the 3rd car if it was really necessary to listen to your music so loud. The reason I found this so offensive was because I had headphones on and I *still* heard your shit music. Ok fine, so […]

I am sorry… While in bumper to bumper traffic, I was talking on my cell phone, having a heated argument with a customer, and I accidentally released the pressure on the brake pedal, rolled a little, and tapped your car.
Since I didn’t know I was rolling forwards, I thought you were rolling backwards… so… I […]

During peak times of travel, the entry to the escalator will back up as people take the big leap onto the moving conveyor belt. This is expected since the rate of people walking is greater than the people stepping onto the escalator. As a commuter, I’ve come to grips with the fact people can’t gracefully […]

I do not know if people intended to smell this way because they are going on the subway but some people really, really stink. Can a person shower and use deodorant and then go to the subway and not offend us all with their stench. I get on the bl train on Halsey […]

Dear Lady Who Was Either Pregnant Or Fat,
You were on the downtown 4 train Monday afternoon
(8/16/04). You got on at Union Square, as did I.
I sat down in the only available seat on the train.
You stood right in front of me and looked longingly
at my seat. I avoided eye contact with you, because […]